Eggs and Toast

My daughter likes when I play the guitar, we made up this song.

Eggs and toast
Eggs and toast
I like to eat my eggs and toast
side of cheese and a little prunes
eggs and toast make me fly over the moon

Eggs and toast
Oh how I love my eggs and toast

Eggs and toast
Eggs and toast
I like to eat my eggs and toast
side of cheese and a little prunes
eggs and toast make me fart like a baby baboon

Eggs and toast
Oh how I love my eggs and toast

Haiku

Writing a haiku
I don’t want to sound like poo
caution goes astray

Asparagus green pee
falling swiftly to the ground
splashes on my shoe

I must drink more water
so I don’t look like leather
where is my coffee

Girl Scout cookie time
Abstain my Achilles heel
thin mint cookie butt